fifty seventy-four guys’ names and made assumptions about them.
Male people: If you want me to add your name, tell it to me in the comments and I’ll update the post.
Aaron: You ruined a perfectly good hardwood floor by carpeting it wall-to-wall.
Adam: Your mother disapproves of every girlfriend you ever have, but she’ll never admit it, just passive-aggressively belittle them at family gatherings.
Adrian: You wish your phone would autocorrect you in hilarious, bloggable ways.
Alex: You’re always down to try new food.
Andrew: You blow-dry your hair, and sometimes you shower twice in a day.
Anthony: You’re friends with your Walgreens cashier.