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  1. Rick Santorum is uncomfortable

    Rick Santorum’s New Rules for All 50 States

    “To be a state of the United States, English has to be the principal language.” — Rick Santorum, incorrectly, in Puerto Rico

    This is actually the start of a 50-state campaign by Rick Santorum.

    Alabama: “To be a state of the United States, all truck backs, handkerchiefs and cigarette lighters must not be decorated with the Confederate Flag.”

    Alaska: “To be a state of the United States, sweepstakes and Amazon Super-Saver Shipping must include you.”

    Arizona: “To be a state of the United States, you need some tree shade.”

    Arkansas: “To be a state of the United States, you can’t have another state’s name inside your name.”

    Read Santorum’s 46 other rules for statehood. »

  2. Indiana Jones

    U.S. States in Order of How Cool They’d Sound as a First Name

    1. Mississippi
    2. Tennessee
    3. Indiana
    4. Colorado
    5. California
    6. Washington
    7. Nevada
    8. Alabama
    9. Oklahoma
    10. Minnesota

    Read 40 more. »

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