Von_Skyhawk has a damn good story. Even if you don’t read this whole thread, or even all our highlights, you have to read this one.
This weekend my roommates decided it was a good idea to take acid and ecstasy at the same time. Since I opted out of this wonderful idea, I went out for some drinks. Nothing, absolutely nothing, could have prepared me for what I was about to walk in on when I got home…
I walked in the front door at about 1am. I heard a commotion in the back bedroom and went to check and see if they were alright. When I opened the door I saw my two male roommates lying on the floor rubbing the carpet with a look of pure joy on their faces. I looked over to the bed and there she was… my other roommate (female), completely naked. She was chewing on her bottom lip and blood was dripping down her chest. Not only that, she was fisting herself and very calmly asking herself, “Am I going to die?” The scary part is that none of them had any idea I was in the room, they just went about their business.
That’s how Von_Skyhawk opens their AskReddit thread, Reddit, what is the most horrifying/embarrassing thing you have ever walked in on your roommate doing?
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