Posts Tagged “religion”

  1. preacher casts out gay demon

    So that’s what a gay demon sounds like

    This is a man casting a gay sex demon out of another man. I mean not really, mostly because as everyone has pointed out, no gay demon would show up to church in that vest.

    Of course it’s super-upsetting to see someone convinced that their sexuality is caused by a demon, so convinced that they find themselves pretending to be the demon. So let’s keep trying to not do that! And meanwhile laugh at the asshole preachers who pretend to cast out demons.

    Watch an exorcism that prooobably didn’t hold up. »

  2. William Tepley - Take the R train

    “Take the R Train”: This hateful song is my fall jam

    Watch this homophobic one-man music video that says Barack Obama is gay and promotes Mitt Romney with an extended train metaphor! It’s available in high-res 1080p because quality.

    This is the 273rd video by William Tapley, “also known as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, and the Co-Prophet of the End Times.” I sincerely hope this man has children and grandchildren that are, like, normal people, and that they’re fully aware of Dad’s hobby. And that Dad believes his arthritis is a punishment from God.

    Watch Tapley sing about Barack Obama over some pretty decent karaoke B-roll. »

  3. Reddit drama! /r/atheism is starting a war on Muslims, probably because they overheard someone not stereotype atheists as assholes. So far, the Islam subreddit is just raising an eyebrow.

  4. Tumblr Jesus has followers

    The Life and Times of Tumblr Jesus

    Every day, Tumblr’s millions of users pick a new piece of pop culture to worship, desecrate, and repurpose. But what of our sacred texts and old traditions? Will they make sense in this Tumblr Universe?

    Fear not, for I have updated one of our most beloved religious stories to ensure that our children and our children’s children understand. Behold:

    Read the story of God’s only begotten Fuck Yeah blogger. »

  5. Wild Hog Hunt woods

    I Want to Accept Christ as My Savior at Texas’s Wild Hog Hunting Ranch

    The Wild Hog Hunt (which we found through Google Adwords and whose FAQ we just discussed) is a Texas hunting ranch, where customers can kill wildlife both local and exotic such as buffalo, doves, hogs and scimitar-horned oryx. It’s also a Christian ministry. They have a page about using their business to evangelize to your friends.

    Do you have a brother, father, son, friend, or neighbor that you have invited to go to church, but they have continually refused? Have you tried to witness to your lost friends or family to no avail? Have they refused to hear about Christ through the traditional means? This is where the Lord has led us to help fill the gap.

    They may have continually refused to go to church with you, but would they like to go hunting with you, and do so at a really good price?  This will give you an opportunity to spend several days of travel and hunting with them, and let them see Christ through you. The goal being, to win your lost friend to Christ.

    Dear all my Christian friends: Please take me on a hug hunt to let the light of our Lord Jesus shine through to me.

    Kneeling over a boar’s carcass, I’ll begin to weep. You’ll guide me to a quiet place to pray, discreetly wiping my tears off the boar so it’s still in trophy-able condition for the taxidermist. The goodness of God will fill my soul, surely as the hunter’s lead doth fill the boar’s lungs with its blood. In our Apostle-Paul-and-Ananias moment, we will embrace as brothers in Christ, as our guide does the math on our meat-grinding fees and reminds us that gratuities are accepted.

  6. Hail Mary full of guac

    15 Captions for Sombrero Pope

    The Pope went to Mexico! He wore a sombrero! They took pictures! We added captions!


    See 13 more Sombrero Pope quotes. »

  7. Bar fight

    How to Argue About Religion on Facebook

    I hope you’re ready to waste the next two hours by repeatedly refreshing the profile page of an acquaintance from college or distant relative! Are you absolutely positive that this is the path you want your life to take? There are so many other things you could do with that time, and it doesn’t have to be grand or ambitious. You don’t even have to go outside or anything. You could just rewatch Party Down or something. But if you’re truly determined, here are a few tips that may prove helpful:

    9. Remember to compare your opponent’s God(s) to any one of the following: Santa Claus, elves, “sky fairies,” Hitler (when is a comparison to Hitler notnecessary?), the current leader of your least favorite political party, pedophiles, Satan.

    But DO NOT follow that rule without following the other 8! »

  8. Jesus changes a gay man
  9. Religions banner

    All I Know About Your Religion

    I mostly worship myself, so I don’t know a lot about the world’s religions. In fact I know just one thing about each one. Let me teach you about your religion!

    Read the sum of my religious knowledge. »

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