Gawker: You tell your friends jokes about their ethnicities and sexual orientations. They grin and say “Bitch!” and pretend to smack you.
Huffington Post: Most of your pleasures are guilty pleasures.
Daily Kos: You own a “Disappearing Civil Liberties” mug.
Laughing Squid: You own an unconventional bicycle.
BuzzFeed: Your giggle is too high-pitched.
Gizmodo: You correct people in conversations that you overhear in public.
Lifehacker: You know where your pens are.