You know why everyone hates the “What people think I do” meme? Because they’re about real people’s boring lives.
But Darth Vader, Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, GLaDOS from Portal, Jeff Winger from Community, Leonard Shelby from Memento, Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and Alex from A Clockwork Orange have fascinating lives, and I just made “What people think I do” galleries for all of them.
If your favorite game isn’t listed below, tell me in the comments and I’ll tell you what it says about you.
Halo: You regularly visit your old frat house.
Minecraft: You’re a very attentive lover.
Dead or Alive: You spit a little when you talk.
Team Fortress 2: You unfavorably compare “anime-ized” modern cartoons with Tex Avery classics.
Starcraft: You like cooking, but not baking.
Wii Sports: You have other couples over for “taco night”.
Call of Duty: You have bedhead.
What’s funny is the utter mundanity of people’s imagined uses for Portal guns. It’s like when Karl Pilkington gets the chance to change the fabric of space-time and he makes a world where his girlfriend has the day off work.
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