Our colleague Mark Malkoff watched so many damn Netflix movies that technically he paid about 3 cents per film. He stuck just to streaming films, and he skipped from classics like Groundhog Day and Network to The Epic Journey of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. (Here’s the whole list.)
Can you imagine the melange of memories one forms after jamming Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind next to The Thing With Two Heads? How could he even decide the star rating for every movie?