Everyone who’s not the Powerball $425M jackpot winner, PLEASE DON’T WATCH THIS CONFIDENTIAL VIDEO.
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Hey, it’s me, the guy who won the lottery and then said he’d share his money with total strangers who shared his photo on Facebook! You may have seen my photo when one of your friends shared it! They probably wrote, “This dude actually won and hes planin on splittin a little with anyone who shares his update sooo im sharing.” Anyway, just wanted to say that I got my check and I’ll be cashing it soon. Then begins my long journey of tracking down the tens of thousands of people who shared my photo, because I am ridiculously generous for no reason, and also I am real.
Here’s proof that my lottery ticket was real and that I’m going to be rich soon:
Tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot is over $640 million, and even though your odds of winning are about 1 in 175,000,000, people are already daydreaming about what they’d do with all that money.