Previously on The Gumshoe Diaries: Our hero pined after his lost love Kate and wallowed in sorrow. Then he caught the news.
I read the article in disbelief. Why would anyone want to murder a billionaire?
Last night, the CEO of a respectable pornography firm was found dead in his Fifth Avenue apartment. Why?
Sure, the man had flaws. For starters, he was French, which means he probably never shaved his damn legs. And a lot of his movies alienated the asexual community. But the sheer violence of this crime was enough to outrage anyone.