Posts Tagged christians
This is a man casting a gay sex demon out of another man. I mean not really, mostly because as everyone has pointed out, no gay demon would show up to church in that vest.
Of course it’s super-upsetting to see someone convinced that their sexuality is caused by a demon, so convinced that they find themselves pretending to be the demon. So let’s keep trying to not do that! And meanwhile laugh at the asshole preachers who pretend to cast out demons.
- Hipster Runoff shreds an “Alt Christian” Kickstarter vacation-tour by using its own words. [Hipster Runoff]
- “No, I don’t want to go to the show.” A monologue by Jimmy Chen. [Thought Catalog]
- “JANE I BOUGHT YOU A DRESS MADE OF TEN THOUSAND PEARLS AS A BRIDAL PRESENT” — Texts From Jane Eyre, by Mallory Ortberg, who writes here too sometimes. [The Hairpin]
- Boba Fett sucks at his job. A video. [Cracked]
- Aw cute, Buzzfeed’s Matt Stopera found some sad Etsy animals today too! Twinsies! [Buzzfeed]
Every day, Tumblr’s millions of users pick a new piece of pop culture to worship, desecrate, and repurpose. But what of our sacred texts and old traditions? Will they make sense in this Tumblr Universe?
Fear not, for I have updated one of our most beloved religious stories to ensure that our children and our children’s children understand. Behold:
The Wild Hog Hunt (which we found through Google Adwords and whose FAQ we just discussed) is a Texas hunting ranch, where customers can kill wildlife both local and exotic such as buffalo, doves, hogs and scimitar-horned oryx. It’s also a Christian ministry. They have a page about using their business to evangelize to your friends.
Do you have a brother, father, son, friend, or neighbor that you have invited to go to church, but they have continually refused? Have you tried to witness to your lost friends or family to no avail? Have they refused to hear about Christ through the traditional means? This is where the Lord has led us to help fill the gap.
They may have continually refused to go to church with you, but would they like to go hunting with you, and do so at a really good price? This will give you an opportunity to spend several days of travel and hunting with them, and let them see Christ through you. The goal being, to win your lost friend to Christ.
Dear all my Christian friends: Please take me on a hug hunt to let the light of our Lord Jesus shine through to me.
Kneeling over a boar’s carcass, I’ll begin to weep. You’ll guide me to a quiet place to pray, discreetly wiping my tears off the boar so it’s still in trophy-able condition for the taxidermist. The goodness of God will fill my soul, surely as the hunter’s lead doth fill the boar’s lungs with its blood. In our Apostle-Paul-and-Ananias moment, we will embrace as brothers in Christ, as our guide does the math on our meat-grinding fees and reminds us that gratuities are accepted.
Why would you bring this upon yourself, Glenn Beck? I mean it’s awesome that you did but how?
OK. So. First Rick Perry made this political ad where he said, “There’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. As President, I’ll end Obama’s war on religion.”
A lot of people are pissed! Because 1) holy shit, dude and 2) haha what?
And then some people made parody videos.
And then YouTube started taking them down.
EagerDan is referring to Anonymous and LulzSec’s hacking spree, which resulted in alleged member Topiary’s arrest (he was released on bail Monday). The tweet that particularly moved EagerDan linked to a song from Battlestar Galactica.
Via: Cole Stryker’s Epic Win blog, which adds “Praise Lulzus.”