The real differences between a Google image search for Asian, American, African, and European, by Ron Workman [Cannot Unsee]
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Trey Parker animated his college roommate’s summary of American history as a school project, using the cut-paper style he’d later use in South Park, which I write as if you didn’t already make the connection because the keywords will help this post show up in Google more. Uproxx has more background.
I saw this critique of American date-naming and had to defend my country. Thank me for my service.
“To be a state of the United States, English has to be the principal language.” — Rick Santorum, incorrectly, in Puerto Rico
This is actually the start of a 50-state campaign by Rick Santorum.
Alabama: “To be a state of the United States, all truck backs, handkerchiefs and cigarette lighters must not be decorated with the Confederate Flag.”
Alaska: “To be a state of the United States, sweepstakes and Amazon Super-Saver Shipping must include you.”
Arizona: “To be a state of the United States, you need some tree shade.”
Arkansas: “To be a state of the United States, you can’t have another state’s name inside your name.”
Oh god I am so embarrassed for being an American! Especially when these guys discover a DiGiorno frozen pizza that comes with chocolate chip cookie dough. I can’t even do that “ugh but these guys are so smug it takes the fun out of it” thing because maybe they’re a little smug but haven’t they earned it by not inventing DiGiorno-plus-cookies?