1. If Sims were self-aware

    If your Sims had to speak English, what would they say? Things like “I’m just living off the money everyone gets when they start existing.” Listen to Mortimer Goth and Bob Newbie reignite a friendship—and then ignite each other.

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  2. I’m Not a Hacker: The Short Film

    I knew Tom Oatmeal’s Slacktory story “I’m Not a Hacker” was genius. Director Andrew Stegmeyer agreed—and added his own genius. After playing in three festivals, here for the first time online, is “I’m Not a Hacker”—the short film.

  3. Twilight Zone porn parody pitch

    Nick Douglas pitches an erotic reboot to the classic TV franchise, The Twilight Zone.

  4. Pitches for movie lines

    Please feel free to use these in your next movie.

  5. The Basic Bitch’s Profile

    This girl has nothing to say and all the words to say it.

  6. Tough Love: Movie Night

    In the newest episode of Tough Love, Blaire and her new girlfriend make out around the apartment so much that Steven can’t even make breakfast.

  7. New York City neighborhoods you’ve never heard of

    Nick Douglas gives you a guide to a whole new Manhattan.

  8. Unbelievable Steam sale deals

    You’ve definitely never heard of these video games before.

    Written by Nick Douglas and Henry Birdseye.

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