The 90s Guy is a column by a man living in the 1990s.
Holy shit! I turned around for like five minutes and Cher has become some kind of cybernetic angel-being from the future.
Like, I know she hasn’t really done much lately (other than that weird duet with Beavis and Butthead) but I didn’t know she was taking a break so she could undergo an experimental procedure to bring her that much closer to a state of pure electronic omniscience.
I mean, you’ve heard that Believe song, right?