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Great Lines From Wikipedia

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    Great lines from Wikipedia, volume 6

    Criminals kill a diabetic FBI agent by force-feeding him a lollipop.

    — List of films featuring diabetes

    The title of the episode is the same as the film of the same name.

    List of Recess Episodes

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  2. Great Lines From Wikipedia: “Butts Up” and “Flat Buns”

    Butts Up (A.K.A. “Red Butt,” “Blackjack,” “wallball” “Slaughterhouse,” “Fumble,” “Butt Ball,” “Asses Up,” “Suicides,” “Stitch,” “Peg,” “Fire in the Bum,” “A-Ball,” “Buns Up,” “Booties Up”, “No Fear,” “Red Bum,” “Red Ass,” “Sting,” “Error”, “Off the Wall”,”Kirby”, or “Burn”) is a North American elementary school children’s playground game originating in the 1950s or earlier.

    Butts Up (via Cole Stryker)

    Throughout Krispy’s video, The Baddest, Krispy boasted he had 400 cars, scars and 400 of several other items while having snot running down his nose which led to several comments on the video telling him to get 400 tissues.

    Krispy Kreme (rapper)

    The episode is identical to “Mole Hunt,” except the part of Archer is played by a velociraptor. All lines of dialogue are replaced by roars and other “velociraptor sounds.”

    List of Archer episodes

    He is the son of a developmental psychologist dad and a free spirited Bohemian mother.

    John Wozniak

    This ridiculously small hat is extremely incongruous with this gentleman’s head size and is extremely inferior to other hats for covering the head.

    Ridiculous

    And there are two young white males and they start rapping about “flat buns”, as the commercial was advertising how the Patty Melt Sandwich was on “flat buns”.

    Carl’s Jr.

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    Great Lines from Wikipedia: Koko the Sex Offender Gorilla

    Three female former employees have claimed that they were pressured into showing their breasts to Koko.

    Koko (gorilla)

    The 2006 music video for “If Everyone Cared” by Nickelback ends with her quote: “Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”

    Margaret Mead, “Legacy” section

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    Great Lines From Wikipedia: Sex Dice and Petting Behavior

    Steamboat travel becomes part of the mythos from this point.

    — Zwarte Piet

     

    Examples include letters for Boggle, directions for Warhammer Fantasy Battle, and instructions for sexual acts using sex dice.

    Dice: Section: Alternative Dice

     

    “Granddaddy of Them All” redirects here. For the pay-per-view wrestling event, see WrestleMania.

    — Rose Bowl Game

     

    Threads of Fate has a reasonably uncomplicated story and (save for its rather unexpected plot twist) harbors minimal surprise and suspense.

    — Threads of Fate

    Read on for the petting behavior. »

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    Actual Lines from Wikipedia: Movie Edition

    Instead she looks at the book and has a weird feeling.

    Inkheart

     

    In 2007, she made a standing-room-only appearance at a library in Texas.

    Shelley Duvall (via Cole Stryker)

     

    The Sultan seems to not know until the end of the first movie that Iago can fully comprehend and converse in human speech and is evil.

    Iago (Aladdin)

    Read on. There’s ‘Twilight’. »

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    Actual Lines From Wikipedia

    Destructoid’s Jim Sterling ranked it among the 30 “rubbish Pokémon” in Red and Blue and called it retarded-looking.

    Slowpoke and Slowbro

     

    David is probably best known by children as the sarcastic head elf Bernard from The Santa Clause (1994) and its 2002 sequel The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs Clause, but due to filming overlap with NUMB3RS was unable to take part in The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.

    David Krumholtz

    Next: ‘Rock Lobster’. »

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