Mike Miner tells classic old-fashioned jokes. Heavy on the puns. He’s like those pieces of ginger they put on sushi plates for between bites of unagi — a nice crisp palate-cleanser that you don’t have to struggle to interpret.
“Guys, we’re making this heist MUCH more complicated than it needs to be.” – Occam’s 11
— Mike Miner (@minermikeminer) May 11, 2011
“So, ALL these animals are criminals?” – Vin Diesel at the zoo #VinDieselSunday
— Mike Miner (@minermikeminer) November 11, 2012
ChristianMingle.com just matched me up with one of my ribs.
— Mike Miner (@minermikeminer) October 27, 2012