Windows 8 Mad Libs

Yo momma is the largest city in America. Batman and I don’t understand each other. Guess what I’m wearing shorts lol jk. These are a few of the texts Microsoft thinks you want to send to other human beings.

WPWordFlow is a relatively new Twitter account that explores the predictive text feature on Windows Phone 8. According to the profile, “Every word except the first one is added sequentially using Windows Phone 8’s suggested words bar.”

Some of them make total sense:

With others, you can’t help but sense a bit of the stereotypical Microsoft nerd seep in:

There’s also a weird obsession with British people:

Sometimes, the darkness takes hold:

And there completely random/non-sequitur predictions:

Some are unexpectedly poignant:

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