Slacktory

Charles Dickens writes fanfic

“You’re tearing this family apart,” Matriarch Sonic told Tails, “with your shitty Christmas gifts of single rings wrapped in aluminum foil.” “It’s your fault!” said Tails. “You’re the subject of too many satirical National Novel Writing Month tweets!” Sonic almost smacked Tails across the face, but s/he knew it to be true. S/he and her/is fedora were bringing shame upon their suburban dynasty.

They barely calmed down for Thanksgiving dinner, both staring at their phones reading Slacktory’s picks of the best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets. They’d already devoured volume 1, and they now dug into the second course.

https://twitter.com/mike_hugs/status/264064262996111361

https://twitter.com/idiot_teen/status/264064199934767104

https://twitter.com/brittonlowe/status/264063097478733824

https://twitter.com/amagiciannamedg/status/264062776069218304

https://twitter.com/rbelleme/status/264062127994728448

https://twitter.com/isntthatright/status/264061872863576064

https://twitter.com/roscow/status/264061396361281537

https://twitter.com/heythisisbrian/status/264061083625603072

https://twitter.com/enveloping/status/264061019528253441

https://twitter.com/blackenedasfvck/status/264060775893712896

https://twitter.com/meowshley/status/264060574390943744

https://twitter.com/churd_champ/status/264060445365772289

https://twitter.com/mrfaulty/status/264060390877585408

https://twitter.com/piss_wizard/status/264059399591575552

https://twitter.com/fl1pmagik/status/264058606553546753

https://twitter.com/brnwld/status/264058382229585921

https://twitter.com/pieandbeans/status/264058045724770305

https://twitter.com/jpmeyer/status/264084766490521601

Previously: Volume 1 of the #NaNoWriMoOpeners.

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