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Worst IMDb lists - Howard the Duck

Most IMDb lists are just “movies I need to see” or “my favorite horror flicks”. These are not those lists.

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Includes “Patrick Swayze as an ideal Knuckles the Echidna.”

 

Research methods PLEASE sir.

Notable items: Alfred Hitchcock, Mel Brooks, and Emma Watson.

 

Notable items: Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace.

 

It’s like they’re offering a little Cracker Jack prize at the end.

 

This list was written without pants.

 

Common theme, uncommon title. I think the narrator from Everything Is Illuminated wrote it.

 

Thanks!

 

By the same user: “The Greatest Mortal Kombat Game They Will Sadly Never Make.

 

By the same user: “For Dynac96, a stupid, non-aesthetic minded, little plebeian with some potential whom I have kind of taken under my wing to save him from being an ignorant little s#!t.

 

Weirdly doesn’t include Sigourney Weaver.

 

The description goes on for 602 words.

 

There are loads of “celebs who aren’t actually hot” lists like the one far above. It’s when they start drilling down to the specific flaws — no, you know what, I just realized this is probably a fap list.

 

Bro I am sick of this bitch shoving her legs down my throat bro. 2/10 would not bang.

 

The listmaker obviously looks like this.

 

All by the same user.

 

One entry is Dragon Ball Z.

 

And the four best:

Reads like a joke hashtag.

 

From the list of great Movie Nazis: “Don’t be stupid, be a smartie: come and join the Nazi party!

 

Get it, guy.

 

Sample caption: “I B TITYFUHKIN DIS HOE TIL DEM FUN BAGGS SQUEEZE ALA RANCH OWTTA MA DING DONG”

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