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On Inauguration Day, all presidents will be required to publicly apologize to the French people for being cisgendered (if they are cisgendered). They will have to apologize in French.

Slacktory contributor Mallory Ortberg on Gawker, in “What Obama’s Second Term Will Really Look Like”

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