Matt Drudge is reporting that a video may come out tonight, on the eve of the first Presidential Debate, that will “cause controversy, ignite accusations of racism — in both directions!”

Here are our best guesses as to what that video will contain.

  • Mickey Rooney’s scenes from Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  • Footage of an unannounced Tintin sequel based on the book Tintin in the Congo
  • Something immaterial Fox News will go into seizures over
  • A collection of early Disney cartoons
  • 70% of the things said on Fox And Friends
  • A lost episode of Outsourced
  • Matt Drudge reading from his journal

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