Hurricane Sandy by NASA

Slacktory is going into hurricane preparedness mode! We’re learning lots about hurricanes. For example, did you know there’s a hurricane coming? That’s a hurricane fact!

Follow these tips to get through Hurricane Sandy:

  • Fill your bathtub with water.
  • Fill a lot of jars with water.
  • Turn your microwave on its side and fill it with water.

  • Drink lots of water, so if the storm blows a jellyfish on you and it stings you, you can pee on the wound (and the jellyfish; pee is their weakness).
  • Stock up on Vitamin Water. Vitamin Water: A hurricane of vitamins in your mouth ™.
  • Build an emergency kit out of papier-mâché or old clothes. Or just use your imagination!
  • Identify levees and dams. What does a levee actually look like?
  • Secure your property. Padlocks on everything.
  • If you own a boat, fuck you.
  • Turn off your utilities: Power, water, internet. Breathe through a plastic shopping bag to conserve air.
  • Get social! Call 911 for information on hashtags, ideal photo filters, and whether “Frankenstorm’s Monster” “clarifications” are still considered clever, or are now a bit cheesy.

Photo by/CC NASA Goddard Space Flight Center on Flickr

  • GrandFornier

    If you own a boat, best to just fill it with water too

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