I refuse to accept that my Facebook frienemy has good taste. This is probably what he thinks about his favorite Facebook pages:
Arrested Development: Martin Short was the best on that!
Democratic party: Bush planned 9/11.
Adele: Just between listens of early Charlotte Church.
Community: Chevy Chase FTW!
David Foster Wallace: Inspired me to wear a bandana every day.
The New Yorker: LOL @ Roz Chast cartoons!
Tracy K. Smith: I have confused this contemporary poet with a headliner from Backroom Casting Couch.
The Big Lebowski: I quote this thing constantly at the office, it’s like “I can get you a fucking toe, Accounts Receivable!”
Mumford & Sons: They were in a Subaru commercial and I for some reason love everything related to Subaru, which is weird and dumb.
Portal: Every time I eat cake I’m like “it’s a lie!”
Bill Murray: He impeccably captured the voice of Garfield.
The Daily Show: I fast-forward to the correspondents.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi: My friend George Roberts, who we call G-Ro, likes weird foreign foods and I thought this was a funny coincidence and that’s the only reason I liked this because I couldn’t possibly appreciate this film-festival favorite and its thoughtful portrayal of the world’s greatest sushi chef because I’m a fucking moronhead.