The 90s Guy is a column by a guy from the 1990s.
So hey — did you sign the guestbook on my website yet?
It’s just that I checked the hit counter and it says I have two more views since yesterday — and since one of them is me checking on the counter, I thought maybe the other one was you?
And if it was you, why didn’t you sign my guestbook?
Did you not see the animated gif that said “Sign my Guestbook?”
Or would it not load on your dial-up connection?
It’s just that the latest entry in the guestbook was from a guy named ~¤666 ÐÉVÌ£ ÐÛÑKAR00Z 666¤~ and he said that my dancing hamster page really sucked. I normally wouldn’t mind constructive criticism, but I’m trying to get my site in the “Coolest Sitez in the Universe” webring and having naysayers at the top of my guestbook isn’t doing me any favors.
So like, if you could just go ahead and sign my guestbook that would really help me out.
Just say something like how the lightning bolt animated gifs really go well with the midi file of November Rain that’s playing in the background.
Or you know, whatever you like.
Previously: “Star Wars: Special Edition” needed more CGI.