slacktory t-shirts - delete your blog and elaborate ruse

New! We’re selling two t-shirts inspired by Slacktory’s most popular posts, both just fifteen bucks.

Admiral Akbar warns of an “Elaborate Ruse” in the Frogman’s “Famous Movie Quotes as Spoken by a Proper Englishman.” And now so can you, with the Elaborate Ruse shirt.

Life is pain, even through an Instagram filter. In the style of Drew Villano’s Unspirationals, this shirt tells everyone to give up and go outside, or wherever really, so long as they stop writing. Go buy it.

Both designs are printed on Tultex tees. They’re soft like American Apparel, but cheaper, so you don’t have to be an English gentleman to buy them har har har.

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