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In life our dialogue never goes exactly like we planned. But in the movies cool characters get to say cool things all the time. Here are ten movies that would have had totally different outcomes if the dialogue was more like real life.

The Lion King

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

 

Jurassic Park

 

The Hunger Games

 

Crazy Stupid Love

 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

 

The Dark Knight

 

Star Wars: A New Hope

 

Inception

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See also: Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman, by the Frogman

 

  • Anonymous

    *tears*

  • ABirdTird

    Lol pretty good. The lion king one was my favorite,

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