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In life our dialogue never goes exactly like we planned. But in the movies cool characters get to say cool things all the time. Here are ten movies that would have had totally different outcomes if the dialogue was more like real life.

The Lion King

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


Jurassic Park


The Hunger Games


Crazy Stupid Love


Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone


The Dark Knight


Star Wars: A New Hope



Design help from Sam Holmquist.

See also: Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman, by the Frogman


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  • ABirdTird

    Lol pretty good. The lion king one was my favorite,

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