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Those of us familiar with Karl Pilkington know he is the definition of an idiot savant, with a “’ead like a fuckin’ orange,” according to Ricky Gervais. The star of An Idiot Abroad got his start on The Ricky Gervais Podcast, where his career mostly involved being insulted by co-hosts and creators of The Office UK, Stephen Merchant and the titular Ricky Gervais.

The disappointment I feel when I agree with, or simply just understand, Karl Pilkington’s thoughts is all-encompassing. He inspires me so much that I decided to imitate my favorite Tumblr phenom: inspirational words in a shitty font with names like “Love Ya Like a Sister” and “Muddy Tyres” slapped on to a colorized NASA photo of a nebula.

Click any quote to get a wallpaper-size version!

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Photo by Nicolas Nova on Flickr

Photo by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Northeast Region on Flickr

Photo by NASA Goddard Space Flight Center on Flickr

Seal photo by Jim Champion on Flickr
Night sky photo by Mike Durkin on Flickr

Photo by Paul Bridgewater on Flickr/Fotopedia

Photo by Joi Ito on Flickr


If you liked these, try our Unspirationals series: Beautiful photos captioned with hard truths.

  • Drea


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    The photo of the Jellyfish could’nt be more inaccurate to what he actually said, The photo makes no sense.

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