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Tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot is over $640 million, and even though your odds of winning are about 1 in 175,000,000, people are already daydreaming about what they’d do with all that money.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/leeleevia/status/185835159881400320"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/MoonMan_Pac/status/185621841983975424"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/JMorDIE/status/185837145859166208"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Ali_Beydoun8/status/185879159631908864"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/BH_Problems/status/185832192973357056"]

(I’m pretty sure she meant “private” and not “penis”.)

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Davetheman33/status/185832197301866496"]

Wow, that one started off weird but then got really sexist all of a sudden!

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/TaylorPosner/status/185838538665897985"]

Ok sssssshhhh I don’t tell anyone

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/__skinnyJO/status/185833713253355521"]

What.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/hauntedhaus_/status/185832113482903552"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Bossman0187/status/185838311775023105"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/LL_Cool_Jern/status/185837476806533120"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Rico_not_suave/status/185847974608384000"]

Do people think you can just buy rich people? And, like, keep them as servants? I don’t know if people understand how money works.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/RinHenderson/status/185868286754439168"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/ShaunsBoard/status/185878217553481728"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/EMMAALEXANdRiiA/status/185849582071197696"]

One in a million chance? Is that why people are so into the lottery? Because they don’t understand statistics?

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/Sagesparten007/status/185850221811613696"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/sleepyassassin/status/185877894160056320"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/g0h11/status/185877690841178113"]

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/usernameforrent/status/185877077105442818"]

You don’t always have to tweet what you’d do with all the money. You could just ask a friend to help you pick your lotto numbers.[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/RGX_Clan/status/185847205293342720"]

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