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Chris Brown Challenger

@ChrsBrwnChllnge is 5’7″, 160 lbs and 24 years old. He wants to fight with Chris Brown — doesn’t have to be televised or even public, just a man-on-man fight.

He tweets:

He has 1,357 followers after posting a Reddit thread, which contains this gem:

Surely there are better ways to go on a date with Chris Brown.

Man, it must suck to spend the rest of your life having people hate you for that time you beat your girlfriend, and that other time you beat your girlfriend, and that time you danced at a club the day you got sentenced for beating your girlfriend, and that time you acted like the world owes it to you to forget all of this happened and not at least try to act like there’s a long healing process ahead.

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