Obama SOTU 2012

Send me a bill that bans insider trading by members of Congress; I will sign it tomorrow.

— President Barack Obama, 2012 State of the Union address

My fellow Americans, send me about 300 Lego pieces including some of the good ones; I will make a spaceship out of them tomorrow.

Send me the notebook pages you’ve been meaning to type up into a text file; I will transcribe them with this iPhone app tomorrow.

Send me an image you’ve been trying to source; I will TinEye it tomorrow.

Send me the libretto for Annie; I will sing “Tomorrow”.

Send me anything you need notarized; I will sign it tomorrow, I figure this could be a fall-back job if I don’t get re-elected.

Send me an item on Amazon by $3.99 overnight shipping; I will sign for it tomorrow.

Send me the ASL transliteration of my full name; I will sign it tomorrow.

Send me tan θ * cos θ; I will sin θ it tomorrow.

Send me a political sound bite; I will quickly run through every possible gag on it tomorrow.

  • Mnturd34

    haha you guys are silly

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