Rick Perry close

  • Paula Deen, but also making fun of Paula Deen
  • Just “juicing” a girl’s drink a little, not enough that it’s illegal and hey, she’d be getting drunk anyway
  • The Matrix sequels
  • Until someone explained to him how this shit works, Michele Bachmann
  • Getting “dubs” on 4chan
  • Devices that look like touchscreens but aren’t
  • Our Savior Jesus Christ

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