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‘Tis the season to be bitter. Scumbag Santa is an advice animal meme that reveals Santa Claus for the asshole he is.

The meme was first posted 3 months ago on Reddit, where Christmas (among other things) comes early:

After poring over pages of this meme, I learned something about you guys. You are still angry at Santa for making out with your mom and eating your cookies, you never got that really cool present you asked for, you think Santa is too judgmental and is engaged in class warfare, and you think jokes about Santa’s sack are hilarious.

Here are the top Quickmeme Scumbag Santas, followed by seven of my own.









Slacktory’s additions:







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