Magical pepper spray

Lieutenant John Pike of the UC Davis campus police now has an advice blog, where he mostly advises one response to every problem, in the elegantly executed joke blog Pike’s Corner.

For example, Lt. Pike advises a father trying to get his teenage son to stop texting in the car:

My suggestion would be imparting some pepper spray on him until his eyes bleed. However, it’s important to lecture him while pepper spraying him until his eyes bleed- this way every time he goes to text message while driving, he will retain what we call the “sense memory” of the last time he thought about texting while driving (I’m referring of course to when you pepper sprayed him until his eyes bled).

Indie producer/director Ryan Gielen made this surprisingly entertaining blog.

Photo by Jensen Karp

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