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Your mom didn’t mean to, like, point out that the guy in the story was a Chinese man. It just seemed kinda relevant! She wasn’t even saying anything bad about him, so what do you care!

Clearly today’s casual racists are working with a whole set of stereotypes that the rest of us don’t know about. I’ve tried to pick out a few of them, all positive, which seem perfectly innocuous if you don’t squint too hard to see the obvious underlying prejudices.

Based on a quote from Cole Stryker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • http://twitter.com/NuklearAngel Jack Talbot

    two problems: Asains are the most gossipy race i’ve ever met, and the Jew one is hilariously racist. saying they let other people know about good deals still makes them out to be incredibly tight fisted.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      QUITE AGREED.

      • Anon

        ___________________________

        above the line don’t get the point

        • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

          But… but I *made* these!

        • banananon

          your above the line

    • hahaha

      Sarcasm sweetheart

  • Jester

    I would say “Asians probably can tell you where the best auto-body shop is” instead

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      But that’s racist!

    • jested

      best laundromat?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Cronk/100002981491196 Jordan Cronk

      that’s just stupid. japanese stuff doesn’t breakdown on you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4B2NB2ZL2K7KQFLISTVIPPUHV4 Peter Rabbit

    Nobody is flooding and “integrating” black
    nations and ONLY black nations with non-blacks and calling native blacks evil
    racists for opposing their replacement. This is happening in white nations and
    ONLY in white nations. They say they are antiracist. What they are is
    antiwhite. Antiracist is a code word for antiwhite.

    • LX

      “Nobody is flooding and “integrating” black
      nations”
      This already happened, it’s called the 19th century. I realize you’re an antebellum troglodyte who just crawled out of a cave, but do try to keep up.

    • http://twitter.com/ThePriss April Coble

      So you’re saying apartheid and Afrikaans never happened?

      There was this quote about short memories and history that I can’t quite remember…

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      It’s the intelligent discourse that really inspires us to keep the Slacktory comments open to all.

      • mehrheit

        Problem with your commenting systen. It will only allow me to vote-up this comment once. It clearly deserves more upvotes. Disqusting

    • Literatureclass1

      Remember how the USA is on land that was once hundreds of Native nations?  Guess who used to own Australia? Look at South Africa, as others have already pointed out.  I imagine you would be hard pressed to name the few countries on the planet that have not been dominated and exploited by European peoples.  Admittedly, these days we are much more likely to simply export our cultures and values rather than actually colonize nations, but the concept is essentially the same.

  • Moop

    this is a retarded stumble, osirus482, i hate you for recommending this

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000939706174 Lauren Seag

      haha…oh stumble upon…also…i agree

  • X2323x2323x

    Gay.
    and i do mean to offend…

  • jk

    This is still stereotyping, and it’s still bad, even if the stereotype happens to be something nice.

    • Matthew Spencer

      I take it that jk stands for “just kidding”, in that your complete imperiousness to irony is, in fact, a very subtle play at meta-comedy.

  • Joedingo

    There is a problem with the Na’vi stereotype. They actually are quite hostile towards potential customers even vocally stating “You should not be here!” I was repulsed and will take my business elsewhere.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      “F- Would not unobtain again”

  • Sherijohnson67

    Condescending crap like this makes my head hurt. I am SO sick politically correct stuff being shoved down my throat as if I’m some idiot that needs right and wrong explained to me on a daily basis. Enough already.

  • Yes

    I think Na’Vi’s stereotype should be under Indians

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      Remind me not to hire you.

  • Tonelama

    Dwarves are good then I guess..

  • Anonymous

    Asians always know which way is the correct direction to plug in the USB device. 

  • Anonymous

    Rashida Jones <3

  • MondoX44

    Nick

    always has something to say.

  • Anonymous

    Reminds me of, black people are hilarious and Latinas have big racks.

    • Anonymous

      I resent that. I’m multiracial and I have a huge rack. ;) 

  • http://www.orjinshop.com/?urun-79-Mavi-Boncuk-Hapi-2-kutu.html mavi boncuk

    Asian hard working, Jewish close hand etc. says our anchestors

  • nab095

    Rashida Jones

    Is hot

  • http://twitter.com/BarbotRobot Matt Barbot

    The White, Latino, Jewish, and Native American ones are all pretty much actually stereotypes, right?

    • http://toomuchnick.com Nick

      Yep! That became part of the joke as I made this — that supposedly innocent stereotypes are just rooted in old pernicious ones.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Frederick-Zilch/100001911483294 Frederick Zilch

    The favorite pass time among Latinos is gossip.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eamontoplease Eamon Doyle
  • ontheotherhand

    Podiatrists will watch your cat when you have to go out of town on short notice.

  • Chris

    HAhahahaa. This is good. I can attest to “Indian” direction stereotype. Last week I got lost driving and went into 5 gas stations trying to get directions to a certain highway. The first two had “white” cashiers and they couldn’t help. The other 2 had “black” cashiers and they also didn’t help. Alas. The last one I went into had a young “Indian” guy as the cashier. He explained the directions perfectly and got me home in less than 30 minutes. Boom.

  • Imabanana

    “asians dont gossip”

    As an asian with asian parents who always gossip bad things about their friends my reaction is:
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

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