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when life gets tough

Reality is harsh, and schmaltzy Tumblr pictures try to hide reality from you. It is time to counteract that.

I took the prettiest pictures I could find, and stamped them with hard truths.

 

 

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Followup: Unspirationals 2: More Beautiful Photos Captioned With Hard Truths

  • Guest

    You sound bitter, bro

  • Eattherich

    Superb webpage

  • Guest2

    So emo.

  • Mike Rotch

    I like what youve done here. So nice to see politically correct but ultimately greedy adverts turned on their head. I like way mucho.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      You appreciated this wrong.

  • Qhamani

    love this:)

  • DeForrest

    Here’s one for you:
    Nobody cares about your stupid posters get a job.

  • guest.5

    I find it ironic that this actually motivates me.

  • kay lynn mcfall

    your’re an idiot

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=89905999 Rosie Palazzo

    Remind me why being adopted is depressing. I speak as someone who *was* adopted and is part of a more loving family than many, many people who are birth children.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      Oh my god, you adoptees keep wandering the internet looking for places to comment about this! It’s like you never had a real home!

  • biggingeryeti

    These are epic.

  • Lisbet

    LOL using existentialist theories as facts

  • Justin

    none of these are truths, let alone hard ones. Here’s a hard truth for you
    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. But
    whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen
    plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.

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