the force shall be with you

You know dads, how they always quote the movie you just saw for the rest of the night. But they always get it a little wrong. It’s the “Don’t tase me, man!” effect.

That’s the inspiration for this new advice meme I made up. And I’ve already seen someone do it wrong! Read these and then make your own Movie Misquote Dad.
















  • Suckit

    fucking retard screwed up almost every quote

    • Ablubluh


  • EaselFish

    …Except “You Cannot Pass” is both accurate to the movie AND the original quote from the book. So really that makes no sense.

    • Anonymous
      • EaselFish

        O RLY?

        “You cannot pass,” he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. “I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.” 
        ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

        • Anonymous

          But that’s not the part anyone’s quoting.

          • Anonymous

            Epic troll is epic.

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