Only 505 followers, but they’re all funnier than you.
Cats are very intelligent. Someone, anyone, please, hug me.
“Minority” used to be a bad word but now it just means white.
I want to make an autistic joke. What’s a joke?
The only thing sexier than a secret wedding is a secret screw with no commitment, ceremony, or exchange of anything but fluids.
“Famous people wearing white.” That’s a topic. People click on that. They are sufficiently teased. They want more of that story.
S&P downgraded the Tea Party today to just regular assholes.
A reasonable business model would be to buy a nonsensical domain and then push that word into hip-hop culture.
More people look like diabetes.
My voice feels like butter on a pineapple skin.