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I just followed Jeffrey Raymond on Twitter. Let’s make it the day that everyone did that.

Lotta wank jokes in here. I like the wank jokes.


My left hand is probably super stoked he doesn’t have to touch my dick all the time.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


The Kool-Aid guy running through the Berlin Wall would have been the most epic and thirst quenching event in historyless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply


“What the FUCK is going on?!?!?” – the Moon (July 21, 1969)less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


I get offended when you guys use the word “cunt” in your tweets because my mom is one of those.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


I’m a pretty normal guy except for that whole “love getting my pee hole fingered” thing.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


I could feed a child for a dollar a day but that’s how much this girl at work charges me to see her tits. Go eat some bugs or something.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


My family doesn’t say grace before meals, we prefer to say Nancy Grace. Then we yell at one another and give each other awful haircuts.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


Most dogs go to Heaven. Big Dogs™ go to Goodwill.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


I bet plants were all excited to watch “Roots” and then were immediately disappointed.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


Arm wrestling is a great way to prove how much you masturbate.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


If my hands ever smell REALLY good it’s because I just did something disgusting.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply


“Fuck it.” – guy in charge of naming ‘hot sauce’less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

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