Art snobs know that real art isn’t in the painting itself, it’s in the interpretation of the painting… that’s typed out in the Brush Script font and warped to look like the painting.
To take it a layer further, real art is using the Brush Script font to describe a painting, then warping the text to look like the painting, then commissioning an oil on canvas painting of your description of the famous painting. Which we did with Johannes Vermeer’s “The Girl with a Pearl Earring”; we’ll show you the results when the painting is shipped from China. Seriously.
Art may be subjective, but there’s no denying these brush script font paintings are better than the originals. Please do touch the artwork. Put your stuff all up in it.
Portrait de l’artiste sous les traits d’un moqueur, Self-portrait by Joseph Ducreux, ca. 1793
Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer, 1665-ish
The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli, 1486
Frida Kahlo, Self-portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird, 1940
The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893
The Son of Man by René Magritte, 1964
A single cell of Marilyn Diptych by Andy Warhol, 1962
American Gothic by Grant Wood, 1930