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Famous Quotes as if Spoken in Proper English

Salutations, internet ne’erdowells. Since I was a lad, I have enjoyed fine cinema. In those days, films were written and performed properly. With a dignified vocabulary and diligent diction.

Alas, those days have gone the way of the dodo. Class and manners have been usurped by poorly constructed idioms and distasteful vulgarity. I cannot view a picture film without my ears being molested by the horrendous mangling of the English language.

Therefore I have put my quill to parchment and rewritten some of the most famed movie quotations as a proper Englishman would have uttered them. I think you’ll see that they are much improved upon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • http://sfmatheson.blogspot.com SteveMatheson
    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      Good show, fellow!

    • Pallavi

      “Am I sensing extraordinary good fortune?” too good.

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    • Lydia Fred

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  • gay

    Oh. I thought they were going to be spoken. Like, actual recordings.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      No, but if you record a version, we’ll post it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=731796959 Paul Harrison

      yup. they should have been. Would have been much better. Now, as a proper english gentleman myself, I am naturally inquisitive of this idea. 

  • Anonymous

    As a legitimate ‘Proper English Gent’, or PEG as we prefer to be referred to, I can confirm that this is precisely how we converse. Indeed, many films are overdubbed in this style before their theatrical release.

    • Anon

      Verily I have found on occasion the American tongue overly coarse and lacking the sweet condiments common to civilised discourse.
      Many a time I have been moved to handwright a letter of complaint to the Holywood Committee On Such Matters. However my dozen scathing letters do appear to have shamed them to silence.

      • aden

        “handwright”?

    • Word.

      word.

  • http://zachdionne.tumblr.com Zach Dionne

    Wow, genius. “An elaborate ruse!”

  • Pallavi

    “I say to thee honestly milady” LOL.

  • Bbalinor

    Wow. That was powerfully lame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001729100738 Hannah Wakelin

    I founded this on stumble upon, and the brokeback mountain one was just hilarious.

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  • Stone_man20

    Excuse me, young man, but I do not believe “what” is country I am aware of. Do the people of “what” use English as their dominate lanuage of comunication?

    English, you sexual deviant, are you capable of understanding it?

  • Casey Rose

    Chortle! Snarf! Chortle!

  • Old

    these are so old, not funny. Nerds

    • Anonymous

      Your comment says as much about you.

  • Old

    these are so old, not funny. Nerds

  • TakTakTak

    “Drats! It appears as though I have selected an unfortunate week to end my partaking in the acts of inhaling common adhesives!”

  • Dudewithakeyboard

    Sounds like stuff Sheldon would say ^^

  • Jon Jones

    Woody should be saying “an herptile”, not “a herptile”

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mex5150 Mexie Mex

      I’m afraid not old boy, Over here we only use the word ‘an’ prior to a vowel, the usage of it before a consonant is a nasty american habit.

      • Anon

        Actually, proper grammar for americans would be the same as the english concerning this issue. We are taught to only use ‘an’ before a vowel and ‘a’ before a consonant.

        • Vaughnnyboy

          true as fr as vowel and consonant go, but the rule applies more to the spoken sound than the written. For example an honest man has a unique outlook on life. Both of those are exceptions to the commonly perceived rule.

        • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.grace.79 Dennis Grace

          Bollocks. The ‘H’ is an aspirant. Aspirants are properly treated as non-existant in terms of preceding articles. Mexie Mex is correct on the article. As for the noun, the term “herptile,” in addition to be less specific than either the original “snake” or the more closely assigned “reptile,” is actually a chiefly US usage. I therefore submit that Messr. Woody should more properly state, “I believe I detect an ophidian couched within the recesses of my Western footwear.”

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  • John72carter

    A-Team:
    one pities the fool

  • Jacobtheprojectionist

    My contribution

  • Mary

    I say! I am English, and these are quite marvellous.

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  • Comanderbanana

    I would like to take a moment to point out to you fair Sirs and Ladies who frequent this site that English food is most delectable despite what one of the above would have you believe. After all, it is the American palate that has given us deep fried butter and the “sloppy joe”. I shall not even endeavour to start upon that monstrosity you call a “twinky”. Heavens and crivens.Over all though a most informative post. I shall inform the getns at my local drinking establishment shortly. I bid you good day.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B7HD3ECZNVGAINYMSOIBXJFBUU Hinchmanator

      Whilst deep fried butter is truly a travesty unto mankind, upon my honor I will not hear the good name of Twinkie slandered by the likes of you, good sir. Furthermore, sloppy joes are common decent food for common decent people, and you may say their name without a shade of shame, unlike the disgusting English ‘treat’ spotted dick, which no person can confess to eating without sounding like a starved whore. I enjoyed your comment immensely and perchance we will meet at a drinking establishment some day, where we can rectify our differences over a pint of Guiness. I bid you good day sir.

      • John Smith, Esq.

        It does indeed appear to me that the comments in fact surpass the standard of the original post, inasmuch as the level of humour is greater, which is not to say anything to the detriment of said post. Sirs, I doff my trilby in your respective directions. “Expressing mirth verbally while revolving my person laterally at ground level.”

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      • aden

        Guinness is an Irish drink. The English prefer real ales like locally brewed Best Bitter or an India Pale Ale.

    • Volterra

      One word: hagis. And I rest my case.

      • RealityCheque

        That’s SCOTTISH food. Nobody in English is masochistic enough to eat haggis.

        • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.grace.79 Dennis Grace

          Absolutely, proper Brits eat bangers and mash, steak-and-kidney pie, mushy pease, egg and chip–okay, maybe haggis doesn’t sound so bad after all.

  • bugs

    i like it

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  • A1nut

    “I, the fifth robot to be constructed, have obtained sentience and consciousness.”
    Short Circuit, original quote “Number 5 is alive!!”

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      He wishes to be addressed as Jonathan the Fifth.

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  • Murraycorey49

    Can you tell me what the original quotes were?

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  • Gothicsentiment

    Sir Alec Guinness isn’t a proper English gentleman? Bugger you!

  • Cromatis

    Excellent stuff

  • Anonymous

    I find it inexcusable that the right honorable gentleman included so many grammatical offenses in his preface. His amended quotations are amusing, but let not the pot call the kettle black. We must never finish a sentence with a preposition, dear sir.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      That’s something up with which you will not put?

  • Fredlinky

    “I regret, Mr. Bowman, that I cannot comply with your request.”
    “You must submit to him a proposal which acceptance is imperative.”
    “Wherever one finds oneself, there one exists.”
    “Please proceed, sir, to complete my delectation of this day.”

  • mikee

    In 1986 I was driving my newly acquired used Chevy Impala, which had been built in 1976, at 75mph on I-85 in South Carolina. I saw the front driver’s-side wheel begin to disintegrate, sending large pieces of black rubber sidewall in to the air. I turned to my new wife and said in a very calm voice, “We are in imminent danger of losing our lives.” Then the tire blew.

    I have known since that time that to live up to the demands of being a Proper Englishman is to know terror and yet to speak without showing it.

  • Jack

    But… But… Alec Guinness WAS a proper Englishman…

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  • Anonymous

    Each quote makes me die a little inside. Thanks

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  • Kevindwilson

    I say old chap, does this f*ckin amp go to 11 or not?
     

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      What, that’s not even… that doesn’t even… what?

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  • http://www.military.com/spouse/military-deployment/reintegration/returning-to-home-life-after-deployment.html Jeffrey Dowling

    Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

    Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

    Are you passing through any of these problems,

    DO YOU NEED YOUR EX BACK VERY FAST

    DON YOU WANT YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU AS NEVER LIKE BEFORE

    ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME SICKNESS

    ARE YOU FACING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS

    ARE YOU SEEKING FOR A GOOD JOB

    DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A HOUSE OWNER

    ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIRST CLASS GRADE

    DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT FIRST IN YOUR EXAMS

    ARE YOU A STAR AND YOU WANT TO BE SO POPULAR TO THE WHOLE WORLD

    DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH

    DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO KEEP MOVING

    DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY OF ANY KIND AND YOU WANT IT TO EXPAND

    DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO KEEP TO YOUR WORLD

    ARE YOU FACING ANY MARITAL PROBLEMS

    ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET PREGNANT FOR YOUR HUSBAND

    ARE YOU EXPERIENCING MISCARRIAGES ANY TIME YOU TAKE IN

    DO YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN ANY LOTTERY GAME

    ARE YOU FACING HARDSHIP

    HAVE YOU BEEN THREATENED BY SOMEONE

    DO YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANY THING YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON

    IS YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER BEHAVING STRANGELY

    ARE YOU FACING WITCH CRAFT MANIPULATIONS

    DO YOU WANT TO CAST A STRONG LOVE SPELL ON YOUR GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

    DO YOU NEED MAGIC POWERS TO DO ANY THING YOU WANT

    ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE A LIFE PARTNER

    DO YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS TO BE PROUD OF YOU

    ARE YOU EXPERIENCING FAILURE AND DISAPPOINTMENT IN ANY THING YOU DO.(ETC)

    I will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • http://www.military.com/spouse/military-deployment/reintegration/returning-to-home-life-after-deployment.html Jeffrey Dowling

    Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

    Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

    Are you passing through any of these problems,

    DO YOU NEED YOUR EX BACK VERY FAST

    DON YOU WANT YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU AS NEVER LIKE BEFORE

    ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME SICKNESS

    ARE YOU FACING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS

    ARE YOU SEEKING FOR A GOOD JOB

    DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A HOUSE OWNER

    ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIRST CLASS GRADE

    DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT FIRST IN YOUR EXAMS

    ARE YOU A STAR AND YOU WANT TO BE SO POPULAR TO THE WHOLE WORLD

    DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH

    DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO KEEP MOVING

    DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY OF ANY KIND AND YOU WANT IT TO EXPAND

    DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO KEEP TO YOUR WORLD

    ARE YOU FACING ANY MARITAL PROBLEMS

    ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET PREGNANT FOR YOUR HUSBAND

    ARE YOU EXPERIENCING MISCARRIAGES ANY TIME YOU TAKE IN

    DO YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN ANY LOTTERY GAME

    ARE YOU FACING HARDSHIP

    HAVE YOU BEEN THREATENED BY SOMEONE

    DO YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANY THING YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON

    IS YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER BEHAVING STRANGELY

    ARE YOU FACING WITCH CRAFT MANIPULATIONS

    DO YOU WANT TO CAST A STRONG LOVE SPELL ON YOUR GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

    DO YOU NEED MAGIC POWERS TO DO ANY THING YOU WANT

    ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE A LIFE PARTNER

    DO YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS TO BE PROUD OF YOU

    ARE YOU EXPERIENCING FAILURE AND DISAPPOINTMENT IN ANY THING YOU DO.(ETC)

    I will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • http://freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com/ Sarah

    !!! I Sarah Post This Testimony Coz My Husband Is Back Thanks To Dr.Ukaka

    My name is Sarah am from Texas, am a woman who love and cherish my husband more than any other thing you can imagine on earth continent. My husband was so lovely and caring after 3years of marriage he was seriously ill and the doctor confirm and said he has a kidney infection that he needed a kidney donor, that was how I start searching for a good Samaritan who can help,doctor has given me a periodic hour that he will live just 26hours left, that was how I ask the doctor if I can be of help to my husband that was how he carried out the text,the confirming was successful, I was now having this taught that since 3 years now we got married I have not be able to get pregnant can I be able to get bring again? That was the question I ask the doctor, he never answer his response was did you want to lost your husband? I immediately reply no I can’t afford to loose him. After the operation my husband came back to live and was healthy I was also ok with the instruction given to me by the doctor, after 3months my husband came home with another lady telling me, that is our new wife that will give us kids and take care of us, that was how I was confused and started crying all day, that was how my husband ran away with his new wife cluaralle. Since then I was confuse don’t no what to do that was how I went back to the doctor and tell him everything, he told me that, this is not just an ordinary it must be a spiritual problem that was how he gave me this email (freedomlovespell@hotmail.com) that I should tell her all my problem that she can help that was how i contacted her and I do as instructed. After 3days and I have done what she ask me to do, my husband start searching for me and went back to the doctor, that was how we well settle she also told me not to worry that I will get pregnant, this month making it the fifth Month I contacted her am now 3months pregnant. These great spell cater is a great man, if you are any kind of problem you can contact him here on his email (freedomlovespell@hotmail.com) website address: freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com ..

  • JOES CANDRA

    I am joes candra, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank DR.OSAUYI for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in two days after the spell has been cast. Three days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 6 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. DR.OSAUYI released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my boyfriend is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that`s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to DR.OSAUYI for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in any situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM that is his email address bye or you can call is hot line on +2347064294395,.

  • JOES CANDRA

    I am joes candra, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank DR.OSAUYI for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in two days after the spell has been cast. Three days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 6 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. DR.OSAUYI released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my boyfriend is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that`s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to DR.OSAUYI for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in any situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM that is his email address bye or you can call is hot line on +2347064294395,..,

  • Lydia Fred

    I am Lydia Fred i lives in united states and i was in a serious relationship with my Ex Guy for 3 good years.. One day we were in a dinner party, we had a little misunderstanding which lead to a Quarrel and he stood up and left me at the dinner party. i try to call him but he was not picking my calls so after than i contacted my brother and told him about it,my brother so much love me that he had to see him on my behalf,he told my brother that it is over between us. I cry all day, Then i contacted a friend of mine that had this similar experience and she directed me to Dr.Azuka, and i contacted him and tell him my problems how i lost my relationship with my lover. at first i thought it was not going to be possible.i was ask to come up with a little requirement information of me and my Ex Guy,so i did what i was ask to do, after 24Hours the spell was cast i was in my office when my Ex Guy called me and was asking me to forgive him and come back to him. i was very surprise it was like a dream to me. my ex is now back and he treat me very good. and our relationship is now stronger ask ever before. if you are act there looking for help is time for you to still put your hope on dr. azuka love spell, i promise you that you will be happy with your ex again email him. Greatazukalovespell@gmail.com tell +2348071398555 his web site http://greatazukalovespell.webs.com

  • Brain Angel

    I am giving thanks to all those who are responsible in putting ancientokija contact details on the internet, My love life has not been easy for me since 3rd of July which was my birthday and my lover never showed up to wish me happy birthday. Before my birthday i have been noticing some changes in his character. I finally find out that he was having an affair with someone else which made me really feel bad, I taught may be there was some things i was not doing right. It was that moment i decided to search the internet for some relationship solutions, And that was when the internet recommended me to ancientokija by giving me his details which are +2347066630291 or via email: ancientokijashrine@gmail.com did a perfect work for me by making my lover come back to me within 48 hours and since then my relationship has been on the bright side. ancientokijashrine@gmail.com

  • Brain Angel

    My ex-boy dumped me 6 months ago after I accused him of seeing another woman and insulting him.I want him back in my life but he refused to have any contact with me.He changed his line,block me from sending him email and facebook.I was so confuse and don’t know what to do. So I reach to the internet for help and I saw a testimonies of how this powerful spell caster help them to get their ex back. So I contact the spell caster whose name is ancientokija and explain my problem to him and he cast a spell for me and assure me of 2days that my ex will return to me, and to my greatest surprise the Second day my ex came knocking at my door and ask me to forgive him.I am so happy that my love is back again. Once again thank you Dr Shiva,you are truly talented and gifted. Email: ancientokijashrine@gmail.com He is the only answer to your problems.He can be of great help and I will not stop publishing his name for the good work he did for me andpeople are still talking about him on the Internet. ancientokijashrine@gmail.com

  • Khedra B Graham

    Hello everyone i want to share a live testimony on how Dr Alex was able to bring my husband back to me, myself and my husband were on a serious breakup, even before then we were always quarreling fighting and doing different ungodly act..
    My husband packed his things out of the house and we had to live in different area, despite all this i was looking for a way to re_unite with my husband, not until i met Dr Alex the great spell caster who was able to bring my husband back home, Dr Alex cast a love spell for me, and after some time i started seen results about the spell….
    Today my family is back again and we are happy living fine and healthy, with Dr Alex all my dream came through in re_uniting my marriage, friends in case you need the help of Dr Alex kindly mail him on( solutionhelpcentre@gmail.com ) or call him on +2347036013351, Sir i will forever recommend you!!!

  • http://freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com/ Sarah

    !!! I Sarah Post This Testimony Coz Am Pregnant Thanks To Dr.Ukaka

    with the pregnancy spell Dr.Ukaka did for me, i was able to conceive within 4weeks, after he cast the pregnancy spell for me he told me that i will have to sleep with my partner so that i can put the spell to work. after i have slept with my husband i became pregnant 4week letter, when i went for my pregnancy check up the Doc confirm that i am a week pregnant. with this great privilege i want to thank Dr.Ukaka and i will also recommend him to others that need help to conceive to contact him via his email address freedomlovespell@hotmail.com to those who seek his great help…

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